Monday, April 26, 2010

I have something to tell you...

Hello! Ok, so remember the curveball I was talking about a few weeks ago? The twist in life that you least expect, and you wonder if it's a good or bad thing? Well that particular curveball was a good thing. A VERY good thing. In fact, let me introduce you to him. My life's biggest curveball, but I can say I'm so so glad it got thrown at me. I'll explain. but first, introductions:


This is Steven Hansen.This is also Steve Hansen. With his head in a bucket of dry ice fumes.


This is me and steve at our ward closing social for winter semester. Try to notice his fabulous green eyes. They are fabulous indeed. He is also a red head. I have always been partial to red heads. Oh and the front right tooth of his? The bottom of it is fake. He face planted on concrete while playing basketball in high school and there went his tooth! You'll see that picture someday.


Let me tell you about Steven Hansen.
He was born in Valencia, California. When he was 13 he moved to Vacaville, California. He is a total city boy, and I am a lover of open fields and cowboys. Well, it's ok. Everyone is different. He'll love country music someday...we'll see to that. :)


He likes soccer, basketball, baseball...basically every sport possible. Espn/sportscenter are his best friends.

He went on his mission to Baton Rouge, Louisianna. That's Elder Hansen with a cute little gecko on his tie. He learned spanish while he was there, and his testimony grew leaps and bounds. I am so thankful for his rock solid testimony. This steve boy with the gecko on his tie-he knows the gospel and he loves it. That right there you can be sure of, and that is one of the things I love the most about him.



Steve is a super smarty pants. I can only wish to get the kind of grades he gets at BYU, as well as in High School. But sometimes, his smarts don't keep him from things like this...


This is steve after crushing his face while playing broom hockey for a ward activity. Quite the stitch job, and lots of blood, but a really funny memory. Perfect for him though because he wants to be a sports doctor/pediatrician. We'll graduate BYU together in April 2012 and then we wants to go to med school. We have quite the road ahead that's for sure. But he'll be awesome at it. He's just genius like that.

Well no one is perfect. He does have flaws. His main downfall? The Lakers. But we try not to talk about that. Too bad his family makes sure they always bring it up. I declare here and now I will NEVER be converted to like the lakers. Never ever.


Steve doesn't like Seafood, or olives, or peppermint. Random, but good thing, cause those are also my least favorite things ever. He has a very "wentz" sense of humor. I can't wait for him to meet kyle.
He whoops me at every sport, but it's ok, he's super fun to play anyways.

This is me with Steve. I love Steven Hansen. You might say, "well if you love him so much why don't you marry him!"

Well... Ok. I Will!!
How about August 27th?



How about here?
DONE! It's scheduled! August 27th, at 11:00 am, here in the Mount Timpanogos temple I get to marry this Steven Hansen and from here on through forever become Kellie Ann Wentz Hansen!!!! wooooooooot woooot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We got engaged on Sunday, May 2nd, and we're getting married in August! The day after Kyle gets home actually. He flies in August 26th. Ha, let's PRAY that plane isn't late. I'm excited for him to be here. He's my twin, he's gotta be!

Well, alright. Introductions are over. Now let's talk about the curveball.
Let me tell you a story... (it's kinda long, sorry!)

Once, during the first week of July, 2009 a girl named Kellie was walking down the hall from sunday school to Sacrement meeting. Summer term had just started and some new people moved in. One of them was named steve. As she...ok enough third person. I'm blowing the secret-it's me. I'm kellie. (that was a clever play on my blog's address too...haha itsmekellie? I'm so funny). Ok, as I was walking I ran into him talking with some other people in the ward. I was tired of the dating game, and was just focused on my calling that day and not paying much attention. But I said, "oh hey, you're new. What's your name?" He said, "I'm steve". Simple enough.
The very thought that popped into my head as I said "oh hey steve! Welcome." was, "oh he's cute...but he probably has a girlfriend. so who cares if I impress him or not. welcome to the ward steve." blah. I just felt like oh whatever.

The next day when I got off work I felt like going swimming. wierd. I hate swimming. super wierd. But it was nice out, so I went. And there was that red-chest-haired steve and his friends playing pool basketball. I was braved and asked to join them right as they started trying crazy dunks. Steve thought it was smart to try to get a running start and jump all the way across the pool to dunk it. He tried it and it made a huge splash that landed on a girl trying to sunbathe. It was hilarious. I remembered his name was steve, and we played basketball for a while. Afterwards we were just talking for a minute and he mentioned he was going to play soccer. I wanted to play! So our conversation ended with a "we should play soccer sometime" and we both left to get ready for fhe. Psshh, like we would ever acutally play. or talk again. but I just thought oh well, he was cool. (TOTAL BYU ward couple meeting...I know it). So that night at fhe he started talking to me again, I started wondering why this steve boy was talking to me so much. He couldn't have had a girlfriend. He was too flirty and he hadn't said anything about her. Then he got my number that night at our ward fhe at rock canyon park. SO zoobie. but oh well. I didn't hear from him again till later that week. He invited me to play soccer friday morning. My roommate brooke came too, and once we all met up and were heading to her car, I told them I had to run back to my apartment and get my water bottle.
I lied. I actually had to puke. I was SO SCARED to hang out with him (cause by now I realized he was pretty cool, and he didn't have a girlfriend-and he was talking to me ALOT), and when I get that scared I get way pukey. Well, I really liked him by now, and I was so nervous I actually went inside and totally puked. How embarrassing. To be so nervous to hang out with someone that you puke. Ya, I really liked him.
Then we played soccer, and all was well. He asked me on a date that day actually, but I was leaving to be an EFY counselor for the next 2 weeks. AWFUL timing! But we planned a date for the next saturday, and I crossed my fingers that he wouldn't find some way awesome girl in our ward before then and totally forget about me. After soccer we all went swimming again, but I had to leave cause I had a date. A picnic lunch date with someone else. How ironic. It was way fun, but steve was definitely on the brain. That night I got off work at 1am. All my friends were still out lighting fireworks (it was july 3rd), so I met them out there and steve was still up too. We sat on the porch and started talking. Everyone else gradually went to bed. We kept saying we should probably go to bed, but we just kept talking. Soon I noticed that it was getting light outside!! It was 5:30 in the morning! We had been talking forever, and it seemed like nothing. I really really liked this boy.
Ok, short story- I went to EFY for two weeks and he didn't forget about me. We started dating two days after I got back. And we dated for four and a half months.

Well, I wanted to marry him. We both felt that way. but the Spirit had other things to say and after a lot of thinking and talking-we broke up. The day before my birthday. Not a "we need a break" breakup, but a "this is the end, good luck with your life" breakup. It was done. and I maybe died like fifty times inside. but it felt right, and I tried to move on. Time to find new things in my life, and a new boy.

I honestly NEVER thought we would ever get back together. I was trying to move on. But moving on wouldn't quite happen...I had the steve bug bad. But move on I must because Kellie Wentz doesn't dwell, she pulls up her dang boots and keeps moving. At least I would hope so.

Welp. Then came the curveball. One sunday night about two and a half months ago, me and steve had a good long 4 hour chat. I was expecting another firm assurance that it was over. but I got square smacked in the face with a curveball-we started dating again.

Well, this is Long, cheesy, detailed, and very journal-like, but moral of the story is we got back together. I was stinking scared about that, but felt it was worth the risk. About two weeks into it I knew why. We were so getting married. It was only a matter of time. No one could be more perfect for me. and I knew it, and I felt it, and It made me so happy. I had prayed so much to stop caring about him-ya gotta move on ya know? but my heart never changed and I kept feeling the impression to be patient and give him another chance. I knew I still loved him, but I admit I tried REALLY hard to hate him! but it wouldn't work. good thing too. Cause now I'm going to be Kellie Hansen. And I am so stinking happy. It's my turn to build my own family. A family based on Jesus Christ, and the temple, and the scriptures, and love and patience and HOLY COW it's just going to be freaking AWESOME!!!! It feels so good to be so sure, and so happy, and know that what you're doing is completely right. August 27th. I'm pumped. I hope you'll all be there! Thanks for the congrats. I am so excited to be Kellie Hansen. :)

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

This week so far...in pictures.

Well, classes end next week. Consequently this week and last week have been a little crazy. Here's a little pictoral representation of my current life...

My pile of homework still to do looks about like this....


The weather has felt a lot like this...

I have gotten four of these (which is a total injustice, I'm still bitter)...


I feel a LOT like this...

but also a little bit of this...


I'm addicted to these...

I've been hanging around with him...


I have high hopes for these guys here in the next few weeks...


I got a summer job here!...

Oh and I LOVED this...

loved loved loved it. :)

Welp, that about sums it up. Happy Wednesday. :)

Friday, April 2, 2010

Addendum to April Fools

Welp, the day was not over yet when I wrote that post. Let me tell you how it ended..
  • I got off work and went out to my car- it was covered in tuna. I hate tuna. And honey was under my door handles. Punks.
  • When I did get home I opened my scriptures and screamed-another piranha picture right there in 1 Nephi 17 where I had left off. And I found other one on this weeks page in my planner.
  • I went to brush my teeth to go to bed and I couldn't find my toothbrush. Well you know it' April Fools Day when one of the places you think to look is in your freezer. There it was, encased in a thick block of ice.
  • This morning as I was hurrying to get dressed to get to class my pants all felt like they fit funny-It's because all my pockets were packed with packing peanuts. So I took em out and threw them on Stacie's bed while yelling to myself how happy I was April Fool's Day was now over.
I can't take that holiday anymore. And I'm still finding fish pictures. Kudos to Stacie. How was you're april fool's? Anything fun happen?

Thursday, April 1, 2010

This is Ridiculous!

Today is April Fool's Day. I have always loved April Fool's Day. Kyle and I would saran wrap everything, put shaving cream on everything, set water cups on doors, and put a rubber band around the sink sprayer and mom was always the one that got it. Jay would switch the sugar with salt while we were eating cream of wheat. It was fun. We all felt so sneaky.

Well today it was redefined. Heather Miller and Stacie Purcell, my current roommates have completely outdone themselves. All day long was absolutely ridiculous. Wanna know what they did? Let's bullet point this out so you can see the damage of what we did, as well as what was done to us. All trust was totally out the window.
  • Last night heather made pb cookies with extra salt in them. She put them on my doorstep so that when I came home from this date I saw them (we all have secret service people in the ward that we're supposed to do things for) it said to Kellie from your secret service person. How cute. So I went inside and ate a piece of one and almost died. I thought it was so funny so I went and told all my roommates how my secret service person totally got me! I told them to try some so heather went in the kitchen and came back with a cookie and she tried it and was fine. Then my other roommates tried it too and didn't notice anything. There was no way they were joking cause those salt cookies were sick. I was so confused! Then I started to notice that I recognized the plate the cookies were on. Oh my gosh. I had been dooped. I stood up and started yelling at he sneaky buggers that I knew that plate and they confessed! It was heather! The whole time! She made a plate of normal cookies too and that's what she had gotten and eaten with Danielle and Sarah. Oh my, she really got me good.
  • Last night Heather and I bought 18 ice blocks from smith's, and carefully stacked them in from of some guys in our ward's door. It got up to just above the door handle. So enough to block you from leaving. We poured water all over it to make them stick together and prayed that it would be cold enough to freeze them. I was very pleased to wake up and see snow on the ground. I walked past on the way to school and they were still in tact. I found out those guys were just climbing over it to get out. :) Nice job Heather.
  • We also wrapped everything in Danielle's backpack with princess wrapping paper. We wrapped some other random things as well and threw them in so she would have to open all of them during class to find out what was what.
  • I HATE FISH. Especially creepy deep sea fish. So Stacie hacked onto my computer and changed my background to this sick looking scary fish. It scared me so bad.
  • I came home from class and Heather, Stacie and I were all home together and we were just watching each other so bad. It was hilarious. No one trusted anyone. So Heather had made frozen pizza and when she went back into her room for a second me and Stacie lifted up her pepperoni's and shoved a whole load of basil underneath them. Well little did we know she eats her pizza by pulling the pepperoni's off first. So she saw it and scraped it off. shoot.
  • I couldn't find my phone for like two hours! Heather thought the mail had come so she asked me to come check it with her. We didn't want to leave Stacie alone because we didn't trust her, so we made her come with. We open the mail box and there is some mail and a package for me. I open it and there is my phone, amidst all the packing peanuts. Nice Heather, nice.
  • Heather fell for a cup on water on the top of the door-she got soaked.
  • soap was put behind the handle of the refrigerator.
  • The toilet was saran wrapped and icy hot put on it.
  • vinegar was mixed into a pitcher of water, I wonder if anyone has drunk out of it yet.
  • we put icy hot on Brooke's deodorant. and Heather's. Ha, that was a good one.
  • Once again with the fish, I came home from campus and Stacie had cut out the most disgusting fish ever and had them hanging from my ceiling. She also had one hanging at eye level in my closet so I opened it and FREAKED out. I don't remember screaming so loud ever. She also put on on my laptop screen, and it my wallet. It's the sickest picture of this piranha that gets me every time. She said there is still two more hiding as well that I'll discover.
  • We pinned and taped heather's coat to her ceiling.
  • We may or may not have lit 5 smoke bombs in a bowl and slid them into a boy's apartment where they filled the entire place with stinky smoke in no time flat.
  • We saran wrapped the Messina's (my roommates, danielle and sarah messina are sisters) computers.
  • Heather and Stacie put all the Messina's shoes in a box and duct taped it and hid it out in their car-leaving their keys at home was a bad idea.
  • we froze heather's retainer in a plastic cup then took it out and put it on a plate on her desk. :)
  • I got a couple of good, but really false, stories going with syl, katy, and staish. Sorry guys, I just had to have some way to say april fool's to you today!
Today was madness. I'm glad to be at work right now and away from the distrust and mischievous plots of my roommates. I wonder if we'll ever trust each other again. We were watching our backs all day long! It was fun!!