This is Ridiculous!

Today is April Fool's Day. I have always loved April Fool's Day. Kyle and I would saran wrap everything, put shaving cream on everything, set water cups on doors, and put a rubber band around the sink sprayer and mom was always the one that got it. Jay would switch the sugar with salt while we were eating cream of wheat. It was fun. We all felt so sneaky.

Well today it was redefined. Heather Miller and Stacie Purcell, my current roommates have completely outdone themselves. All day long was absolutely ridiculous. Wanna know what they did? Let's bullet point this out so you can see the damage of what we did, as well as what was done to us. All trust was totally out the window.

• Last night heather made pb cookies with extra salt in them. She put them on my doorstep so that when I came home from this date I saw them (we all have secret service people in the ward that we're supposed to do things for) it said to Kellie from your secret service person. How cute. So I went inside and ate a piece of one and almost died. I thought it was so funny so I went and told all my roommates how my secret service person totally got me! I told them to try some so heather went in the kitchen and came back with a cookie and she tried it and was fine. Then my other roommates tried it too and didn't notice anything. There was no way they were joking cause those salt cookies were sick. I was so confused! Then I started to notice that I recognized the plate the cookies were on. Oh my gosh. I had been dooped. I stood up and started yelling at he sneaky buggers that I knew that plate and they confessed! It was heather! The whole time! She made a plate of normal cookies too and that's what she had gotten and eaten with Danielle and Sarah. Oh my, she really got me good.
  
• Last night Heather and I bought 18 ice blocks from smith's, and carefully stacked them in from of some guys in our ward's door. It got up to just above the door handle. So enough to block you from leaving. We poured water all over it to make them stick together and prayed that it would be cold enough to freeze them. I was very pleased to wake up and see snow on the ground. I walked past on the way to school and they were still in tact. I found out those guys were just climbing over it to get out. :) Nice job Heather.
• We also wrapped everything in Danielle's backpack with princess wrapping paper. We wrapped some other random things as well and threw them in so she would have to open all of them during class to find out what was what.
  
• I HATE FISH. Especially creepy deep sea fish. So Stacie hacked onto my computer and changed my background to this sick looking scary fish. It scared me so bad.
  
• I came home from class and Heather, Stacie and I were all home together and we were just watching each other so bad. It was hilarious. No one trusted anyone. So Heather had made frozen pizza and when she went back into her room for a second me and Stacie lifted up her pepperoni's and shoved a whole load of basil underneath them. Well little did we know she eats her pizza by pulling the pepperoni's off first. So she saw it and scraped it off. shoot.
  
• I couldn't find my phone for like two hours! Heather thought the mail had come so she asked me to come check it with her. We didn't want to leave Stacie alone because we didn't trust her, so we made her come with. We open the mail box and there is some mail and a package for me. I open it and there is my phone, amidst all the packing peanuts. Nice Heather, nice.
  
• Heather fell for a cup on water on the top of the door-she got soaked.
• soap was put behind the handle of the refrigerator.
  
• The toilet was saran wrapped and icy hot put on it.
• vinegar was mixed into a pitcher of water, I wonder if anyone has drunk out of it yet.
  
• we put icy hot on Brooke's deodorant. and Heather's. Ha, that was a good one.
• Once again with the fish, I came home from campus and Stacie had cut out the most disgusting fish ever and had them hanging from my ceiling. She also had one hanging at eye level in my closet so I opened it and FREAKED out. I don't remember screaming so loud ever. She also put on on my laptop screen, and it my wallet. It's the sickest picture of this piranha that gets me every time. She said there is still two more hiding as well that I'll discover.
• We pinned and taped heather's coat to her ceiling.
• We may or may not have lit 5 smoke bombs in a bowl and slid them into a boy's apartment where they filled the entire place with stinky smoke in no time flat.
  
• We saran wrapped the Messina's (my roommates, danielle and sarah messina are sisters) computers.
• Heather and Stacie put all the Messina's shoes in a box and duct taped it and hid it out in their car-leaving their keys at home was a bad idea.
  
• we froze heather's retainer in a plastic cup then took it out and put it on a plate on her desk. :)
• I got a couple of good, but really false, stories going with syl, katy, and staish. Sorry guys, I just had to have some way to say april fool's to you today!

Today was madness. I'm glad to be at work right now and away from the distrust and mischievous plots of my roommates. I wonder if we'll ever trust each other again. We were watching our backs all day long! It was fun!!